THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD

**Obviously Not Sophi** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:09 pm

On a different note: The Devil's Dictionary.

CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

CAMEL, n. A quadruped (the Splaypes humpidorsus) of great value to the show business. There are two kinds of camels—the camel proper and the camel improper. It is the latter that is always exhibited.

CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

ECONOMY, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

Here's the link to the whole thing: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/972/972-h/972-h.htm#2H_4_0006

OR you can Google "Where is Chuck Norris?" and click on "I'm feeling lucky". Instant humor.

**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

XD i like "cynic" and "emotion" the best

**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:02 am

Yay, *Is on the Interwebs during CRTs*

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**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:44 pm

...I'm soooooooooo not bored...

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**lizface13** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:36 am

i like cynic the best

EDIT: lols i ma editing postssss11111!!!!1!1!!11!111!!!! lolz fuck!!!11!

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**Obviously Not Sophi** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:38 pm

TGIF, dudes. Seriously. Hard week. I go sleep for a few days, kk?

**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

kk sophi. but b4 u go in2 hibernation, watch this-when my kids ask me where babies come from, i'm showing them this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4N4kn6AI7o

**lizface13** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:29 am

that caused me severe pain nour on a lighter note i aqre ungrounded

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

XD good, that's half the point. and HUZZAH!!!

**Obviously Not Sophi** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:13 pm

I just broke'd firefaucks. This is so not my day.
In other news, that video was awesome, Nour.

**Captain Oats** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:47 pm

double post'd!!

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**Captain Oats** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:47 pm

-is bad at getting on here-
I just found a fucking long thread D:
http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/6nz1k/got_six_weeks_try_the_hundred_push_ups_training/
Just click the first *continue thread* thing,... reading it is good too.
It's gotten to be some sort of rpg game now, it's odd yet amazing. And really old.
Also, I'm making peanut butter cookies :3
Send me a message if you are want some. >.>

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**lizface13** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:28 pm

i has red dirt every where!!!!!

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**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:47 pm

...my weekend, as usual, accomplished absolutely nothing whatsoever, except for reinforcing the thought that when a bunch of giggling girl scouts call you, it's the equivalent of them being drunk.

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**lizface13** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:18 pm

shut up just be happy enough that your dreads are sexy enough to turn a lesbian straight

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**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:26 pm

*looks at hair* what, doesnt everybody have hair?

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**lizface13** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:14 pm

yes but doniie YOU have amazing dreads

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

...and u can pull 'em off XD damn, i'm bored.

**Obviously Not Sophi** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:33 pm

OK. Obviously, I'm missing something here.

**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

obviously. btw dante, i can't go. it's my little sister's b-day :/

**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Sun May 03, 2009 5:00 pm

Aww, tragic (not that it matters at all)

And of course Sophi, you always seem to.

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

ah, the ever-amusing-no-one-ever-posts-on-it forum. sophi, have u found out what u missed?

**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Sun May 03, 2009 5:05 pm

Well, I have no Internet access on weekends, which is when I would post the most so I have an excuse.

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

yeah and i can't always post cuz unless some1 else posts b4 me, i'd be double posting or whatever. i kno liz is outta town, sophi...well i dunno bout her. shelby just never posts. jack's sorta just stopped. is that every1? (btw, who's the new person who's never posted [RAWR zombie brains, i think]?)

**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Sun May 03, 2009 6:23 pm

I don't know. There are several users who have registered and done nothing. A few aren't even on the Members list because they never confirmed their registration.

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

that's sorta sad...hey liz, y weren't u at school? sick?

**God the Random Ninja** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Tue May 05, 2009 9:05 am

I'll send them notifications of inactivity and pending account deletion soon. If they don't respond, then obviously, I delete them. Very Happy

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**purplewiz** · NUB Posts: 300 Join date: 2008-12-09 Age: 14 Location: Oz

lol. u seem happy about this whole "i-have-power-over-u-puny-other-ppl-on-the-forum" thing = =" it scares me a tinge.

**Obviously Not Sophi** · Subject: Re: THIS IS REALLY RANDOM XD Wed May 06, 2009 6:54 pm

Sophi falls off the surface of the earth because Sophi is dealing with idiocy and is generally too pissed off to operate a keyboard.

... Now you know.